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Feb 13, 2015

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end...
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on...
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some...
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. -- Don Quinn

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun...
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. -- Mark Twain

A billion here, a couple of billion there -- first thing...
A billion here, a couple of billion there -- first thing you know it adds up to be real money. -- Senator Everett McKinley Dirksen


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