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Nov 15, 2016

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted...
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clair who wasted away, D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach, F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech. G is for George, smothered under a rug, H...

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide who has...
A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert Frost

A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.

A lady with one of her ears applied To an open keyhole heard,...
A lady with one of her ears applied To an open keyhole heard, inside, Two female gossips in converse free -- The subject engaging them was she. "I think", said one, "and my husband thinks That she's a prying, inquisitive minx!" As soon as no more of...

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