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Nov 26, 2016

The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, Some freaks...
The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn, And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS! -- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Days"

The bank sent our statement this morning, The red ink was...
The bank sent our statement this morning, The red ink was a sight of great awe! Their figures and mine might have balanced, But my wife was too quick on the draw.

The Bird of Time has but a little way to fly ... and the bird...
The Bird of Time has but a little way to fly ... and the bird is on the wing. -- Omar Khayyam

The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by...
The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by the peck. His father called him, but he could not go, For he loved those peanuts so.

The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else...
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around. I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash


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