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Mar 4, 2017

Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked...
Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club. -- Melvin Belli on the occcasion of his getting kicked out of the American Bar Association

God decided to take the devil to court and settle their...
God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?"

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal...
Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore, is the method...

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail...
"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever walk around?...


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