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Mar 6, 2019

You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.

You are standing on my toes.
You are standing on my toes.

You are taking yourself far too seriously.
You are taking yourself far too seriously.

You are the only person to ever get this message.
You are the only person to ever get this message.


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