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Jul 30, 2019

"So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make...
"So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop. "What! no soap?" So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber; and there were present...

So, what's with this guy Gideon, anyway? And why can't...
So, what's with this guy Gideon, anyway? And why can't he ever remember his Bible?

Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible...
Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.

Software, n.: Formal evening attire for female computer...
Software, n.: Formal evening attire for female computer analysts.

Some don't prefer the pursuit of happiness to the happiness...
Some don't prefer the pursuit of happiness to the happiness of pursuit.


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