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Aug 16, 2019

If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end...
If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Mark Twain

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will...
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything...
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -- Mark Twain

In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher...
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one when he was a boy and one when he was a man." -- Mark Twain

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional...
In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy. -- Mark Twain


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