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Aug 9, 2019

There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion...
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards -- only physics and war hold him in check. And also the wife who wants him home by five,...

There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only...
There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only the ones who do not know how to make themselves attractive. -- Christian Dior

There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us...
There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us for another, and a woman who deceives another for ourselves. -- Augier

There is only one way to console a widow. But remember...
There is only one way to console a widow. But remember the risk. -- Robert Heinlein

There's nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep...
There's nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes.


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