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Aug 15, 2019

My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in...
My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower stall. Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character from "Star Wars" whom...

My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but...
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. -- Emo Philips

My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells...
My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.

My soul is crushed, my spirit sore I do not like me anymore,...
My soul is crushed, my spirit sore I do not like me anymore, I cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse, I ponder on the narrow house I shudder at the thought of men I'm due to fall in love again. -- Dorothy Parker, "Enough Rope"

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but...
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley


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