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Dec 14, 2013

Hit them biscuits with another touch of gravy, Burn that...
Hit them biscuits with another touch of gravy, Burn that sausage just a match or two more done. Pour my black old coffee longer, While that smell is gettin' stronger A semi-meal ain't nuthin' much to want. Loan me ten, I got a feelin' it'll save me, With an ornery soul...

Hitchcock's Staple Principle: The stapler runs out...
Hitchcock's Staple Principle: The stapler runs out of staples only while you are trying to staple something.

Hitler used methods against white men in Europe, which...
Hitler used methods against white men in Europe, which by tacit agreement between the cultural European nations were only to be used against the coloured. -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

H.L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.L...
H.L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.L. Mencken. There is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenhein

H.L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he...
H.L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim


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