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Dec 17, 2017

The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel...
The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick,...

The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, Are of imagination...
The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, Are of imagination all compact... -- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns...
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful. -- Mark Twain

The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt. --...
The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

"...The name of the song is called 'Haddocks'...
"...The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to feel interested. "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed. "That's...

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