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Oct 13, 2019

HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when...
HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because these words were spoken.

"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya...
"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?" "Oh, about $500." "Whattaya got for collateral?" "Whattaya need?" "How about an eye?" -- Sam Giancana

Hey, what do you expect from a culture that *drives*...
Hey, what do you expect from a culture that *drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*? -- Gallagher

Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother Bob, and this is my other...
Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother Bob, and this is my other brother Jimbo. We thought you might like to know the names of your assailants.

Hi! You have reached 962-0129. None of us are here to answer...
Hi! You have reached 962-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep...


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