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Nov 22, 2019

"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went...
"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back."

"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television...
"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned."

"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important...
"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that need worrying about."

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair...
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton"

"I'll tell you what I know, then,"...
"I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm a member of the IA. That's Inamorati Anonymous. An inamorato is somebody in love. That's the worst addiction of all." "Somebody is about to fall...

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