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Dec 22, 2019

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always...
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior. -- A. J. Liebling

If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.

If you live in a country run by committee, be on...
If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee. -- Graham Summer

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because...
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. -- George Burns

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you;...
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.

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