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Fortune: 1681 - 1690 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1681 of 2171

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
                -- Henry Spencer
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1682 of 2171

Those who do things in a noble spirit of
self-sacrifice are to be avoided at all costs.
                -- N. Alexander.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1683 of 2171

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than
parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.
                -- Aristotle
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1684 of 2171

Those who have had no share in the good fortunes of the mighty
Often have a share in their misfortunes.
                -- Bertolt Brecht, "The Caucasian Chalk Circle"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1685 of 2171

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the
world is love.  The poor know that it is money.
                -- Gerald Brenan
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1686 of 2171

Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1687 of 2171

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible
will make violent revolution inevitable.
                -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1688 of 2171

Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are
men who want rain without thunder and lightning.  They want the ocean
without the roar of its many waters.
                -- Frederick Douglass
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1689 of 2171

Those who sweat in flames of hell,      Leaden eared, some thought their bowels
Here's the reason that they fell:       Lispeth forth the sweetest vowels.
While on earth they prayed in SAS,      These they offered up in praise
PL/1, or other crass,                   Thinking all this fetid haze
Vulgar tongue.                          A rapsody sung.

Some the lord did sorely try            Jabber of the mindless horde
Assembling all their pleas in hex.      Sequel next did mock the lord
Speech as crabbed as devil's crable     Slothful sequel so enfangled
Hex that marked on Tower Babel          Its speaker's lips became entangled
The highest rung.                       In his bung.

Because in life they prayed so ill
And offered god such swinish swill
Now they sweat in flames of hell
Sweat from lack of APL
Sweat dung!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1690 of 2171

Those who talk don't know.  Those who don't talk, know.
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