| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 987 of 2182 |
Dignity is like a flag.
It flaps in a storm.
-- Roy Mengot
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 988 of 2182 |
Dime is money.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 989 of 2182 |
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible
only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors. Velocity,
for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 990 of 2182 |
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 991 of 2182 |
Dinner suggestion #302 (Hacker's De-lite):
1 tin imported Brisling sardines in tomato sauce
1 pouch Chocolate Malt Carnation Instant Breakfast
1 carton milk
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 992 of 2182 |
Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 993 of 2182 |
Diogenes, having abandoned his search for
truth, is now searching for a good fantasy.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 994 of 2182 |
Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone
asked him, after a few days.
"Not too bad", replied Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 995 of 2182 |
Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century.
Politics is about surviving until Friday afternoon.
-- Sir Humphrey Appleby
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 996 of 2182 |
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
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