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Fortune: 1936 - 1945 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1936 of 2327

John                    Dame May                Oscar
Was Gay                 Was Whitty              Was Wilde
But Gerard Hopkins      But John Greenleaf      But Thornton
Was Manley              Was Whittier            Was Wilder
                -- Willard Espy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1937 of 2327

John Birch Society:
        That pathetic manifestation of organized apoplexy.
                -- Edward P. Morgan
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1938 of 2327

JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!!

(George and Ringo miffed.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1939 of 2327

John the Baptist after poisoning a thief,
Looks up at his hero, the Commander-in-Chief,
Saying tell me great leader, but please make it brief
Is there a hole for me to get sick in?
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly,
Saying death to all those who would whimper and cry.
And dropping a barbell he points to the sky,
Saying the sun is not yellow, it's chicken.
                -- Bob Dylan, "Tombstone Blues"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1940 of 2327

Johnny Carson's Definition:
        The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs
        in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the
        taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1941 of 2327

Johnson's First Law:
        When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
        most inconvenient possible time.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1942 of 2327

Johnson's law:
        Systems resemble the organizations that create them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1943 of 2327

Join in the new game that's sweeping the country.  It's called "Bureaucracy".
Everybody stands in a circle.  The first person to do anything loses.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1944 of 2327

Join the army, see the world, meet interesting,
exciting people, and kill them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1945 of 2327

Join the Navy; sail to far-off exotic lands,
meet exciting interesting people, and kill them.
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