Freebsd Fortunes 6

The covers of this book are too far apart.
                -- Book review by Ambrose Bierce.

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat.
                -- John McNulty

The Creation of the Universe was made possible by a grant from Texas
Instruments.
                -- Credits from the PBS program ``The Creation of the Universe''

The Crown is full of it!
                -- Nate Harris, 1775

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should therefore
be hushed.  A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be
propagated.  If the doctrine be admitted, rulers have only to declare war
and they are screened at once from scrutiny. ...  In war, then, as in peace,
assert the freedom of speech and of the press.  Cling to this as the bulwark
of all our rights and privileges.
                -- William Ellery Channing

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the
words to a song -- it's that they know them *all*.
                -- Susan Dooley

The "cutting edge" is getting rather dull.
                -- Andy Purshottam

The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch
a satellite.  Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!

The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern.
Every class is unfit to govern.
                -- Lord Acton

The dangerous Lego Bomb, which targets shag rugs and scatters pieces of
plastic that hurt like hell when you step on them is banned entirely....
Hiring David Copperfield to pretend to saw the missiles in half will not
be permitted...  In order to reduce risk of accidental war, both sides
agree to ban the popular but dangerous 'Simon Says' training drill at
nuclear launch sites...  Under no circumstances will either side reveal
that it hammered out the treaty in one afternoon, but spent the last nine
years arguing the Monty Hall and the three doors problem.
                -- Little known provisions of the START treaty by James Lileks