Freebsd Fortunes 3

Barbara's Rules of Bitter Experience:
        (1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes
            and a shelf for his toiletries, the relationship ends.
        (2) When you finally buy pretty stationary
            to continue the correspondence, he stops writing.

Barker's Proof:
        Proofreading is more effective after publication.

BAROMETER:
        An ingenious instrument which indicates
        what kind of weather we are having.

Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers.
                -- Tom Lehrer

Baseball is a skilled game.  It's America's game -- it, and high taxes.
                -- Will Rogers

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think
Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?

        (1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
        (2) Advising the President.
        (3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
                -- David Letterman

BASIC:
        A programming language.  Related to certain social diseases
        in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

Basic Definitions of Science:
        If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
        If it stinks, it's chemistry.
        If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Basic is a high level languish.

BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing.
                -- Seymour Papert