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Fortune: 32 - 41 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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air, n.:
        A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the
        fattening of the poor.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Alaska:
        A prelude to "No."
 
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Albrecht's Law:
        Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.
 
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Alden's Laws:
        (1)  Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
             of pregnancy.
        (2)  Always be backlit.
        (3)  Sit down whenever possible.
 
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algorithm, n.:
        Trendy dance for hip programmers.
 
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alimony, n:
        Having an ex you can bank on.
 
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All new:
        Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
 
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Allen's Axiom:
        When all else fails, read the instructions.
 
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Alliance, n.:
        In international politics, the union of two thieves who have
        their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot
        separately plunder a third.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Alone, adj.:
        In bad company.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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