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Albrecht's Law:
Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.
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Alden's Laws:
(1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit.
(3) Sit down whenever possible.
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algorithm, n.:
Trendy dance for hip programmers.
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alimony, n:
Having an ex you can bank on.
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All new:
Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
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Allen's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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Alliance, n.:
In international politics, the union of two thieves who have
their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot
separately plunder a third.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Alone, adj.:
In bad company.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Ambidextrous, adj.:
Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Ambiguity:
Telling the truth when you don't mean to.
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