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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1631 of 2298

Q:      Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A:      Lawn Boy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1632 of 2298

Q:      Why are Jewish divorces so expensive?
A:      Because they're worth it!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1633 of 2298

Q:      Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A:      Because he was hungry.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1634 of 2298

Q:      Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A:      To see what was on the other side.

Q:      Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?
A:      More head room.

Q:      How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex?
A:      She opens the car door.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1635 of 2298

Q:      Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:      He was giving it last rites.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1636 of 2298

Q:      Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:      To see his friend Gregory peck.

Q:      Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A:      To get to the other slide.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1637 of 2298

Q:      Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A:      To get to the other slide.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1638 of 2298

Q:      Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A:      He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1639 of 2298

Q:      Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?
A:      Because he left a residue at every pole.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1640 of 2298

Q:      Why did the programmer call his mother long distance?
A:      Because that was her name.
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