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Jan 11, 2013

When some people discover the truth, they just can't understand...
When some people discover the truth, they just can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.

When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals...
When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four. -- S. Johnson

"When the going gets tough, the tough...
"When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical." -- Jon Carroll

When the Universe was not so out of whack as it is today,...
When the Universe was not so out of whack as it is today, and all the stars were lined up in their proper places, you could easily count them from left to right, or top to bottom, and the larger and bluer ones were set apart, and the smaller yellowing types pushed off...

When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of...
When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly. -- Donald Douglas

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