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Jan 5, 2013

I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E...
I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E. Lewis

I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear...
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.

I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I can relate to that.
I can relate to that.

I can resist anything but temptation.
I can resist anything but temptation.
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