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Jan 12, 2013

"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which...
"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. --...
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. -- Ingrid Bergman

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one...
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying...
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx

His ideas of first-aid stopped short of squirting soda water...
His ideas of first-aid stopped short of squirting soda water. -- P.G. Wodehouse
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