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Jan 8, 2013

Flappity, floppity, flip The mouse on the m"obius strip; ...
Flappity, floppity, flip The mouse on the m"obius strip; The strip revolved, The mouse dissolved In a chronodimensional skip.

FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh,...
FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....

Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be,...
Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.

Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned...
Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her husband and screamed, "Erlenmeyer! My joules! Someone has stolen my joules!" "Now, now, my dear," replied her husband, "keep your balance and reflux a moment. Perhaps they're...

flowchart, n. & v.: [From flow "to ripple down...
flowchart, n. & v.: [From flow "to ripple down in rich profusion, as hair" + chart "a cryptic hidden-treasure map designed to mislead the uninitiated."] 1. n. The solution, if any, to a class of Mascheroni construction problems in which given...

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