Daily Fortunes

Jan 22, 2013

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth...
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. -- Chico Marx

I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have...
I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day. -- Heine

I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they...
I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they won't let me raise my voice. -- Winkle

I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.
I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.

I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic...
I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough. Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had. -- Brenda Starr

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