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Jan 30, 2013

"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said...
"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?" "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going...

When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong,...
When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.

Where do you go to get anorexia? -- Shelley...
Where do you go to get anorexia? -- Shelley Winters

While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the...
While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove. -- Edward Stevenson

Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only...
Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the pure in heart can make a good soup. -- Ludwig Van Beethoven

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