Daily Fortunes

Jan 7, 2013

A beer delayed is a beer denied.
A beer delayed is a beer denied.

A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking...
A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good. [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to...
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it into a urinal. Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar and repeats this sequence -- several times. Finally the bartender got so curious that he leaned over the bar...

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink...
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with -- even if he drank. -- H.L. Mencken

Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.

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