Daily FortunesJun 29, 2013
Galbraith's Law of Human Nature:
Faced with the choice...
Galbraith's Law of Human Nature:
Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that
there is no need to do so, almost everybody gets busy on the proof.
Genderplex, n.:
The predicament of a person in...
Genderplex, n.:
The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
genealogy, n.:
An account of one's descent from...
genealogy, n.:
An account of one's descent from an ancestor
who did not particularly care to trace his own.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Genius, n.:
A chemist who discovers a laundry additive...
Genius, n.:
A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright."
genius, n.:
Person clever enough to be born in...
genius, n.:
Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right
time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying
all the right things to all the right people.
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