Daily Fortunes

Jun 16, 2013

Applause, n: The echo of a platitude from the mouth...
Applause, n: The echo of a platitude from the mouth of a fool. -- Ambrose Bierce

April is the cruelest month... -- Thomas...
April is the cruelest month... -- Thomas Stearns Eliot

AQUADEXTROUS: Possessing the ability to turn...
AQUADEXTROUS: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn...
aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind...
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again...

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