Daily FortunesJun 26, 2013
It hangs down from the chandelier
Nobody knows quite what...
It hangs down from the chandelier
Nobody knows quite what it does
Its color is odd and its shape is weird
It emits a high-sounding buzz
It grows a couple of feet each day
and wriggles with sort of a twitch
Nobody bugs it 'cause it comes from
a visiting uncle who's rich!
...
It happened long ago
In the new magic land
The Indians and...
It happened long ago
In the new magic land
The Indians and the buffalo
Existed hand in hand
The Indians needed food
They need skins for a roof
The only took what they needed
And the buffalo ran loose
But then came the white man
With his thick and empty head
He couldn't...
It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater...
It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came
out to inform the public. They thought it was just a jest and applauded.
He repeated his warning, they shouted even louder. So I think the world
will come to an end amid general applause from...
It has been justly observed by sages of all lands that although...
It has been justly observed by sages of all lands that although a man may be
most happily married and continue in that state with the utmost contentment,
it does not necessarily follow that he has therefore been struck stone-blind.
-- H. Warner Munn
It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when...
It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when it
is thrust into the affairs of another, from which some physiologists
have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Daily Fortunes for Jun 26, 2013
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