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Jun 4, 2013

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't...
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting...
The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.
Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.

You never have the right number of pills left on the last...
You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.

The pills to be taken with meals will be the least appetizing...
The pills to be taken with meals will be the least appetizing ones.
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