Freebsd Fortunes 3

AQUADEXTROUS:
        Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub
        faucet on and off with your toes.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

aquadextrous, adj.:
        Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
        You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
        You lie a great deal.  On the other hand, you are inclined to be
        careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over
        and over again.  People think you are stupid.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
        A friend will step forward and confide in you about your breath.  Rely
        on your outgoing personality and winning smile to get you into a lot
        of trouble.  Be relaxed, things will change.  Look for a pink slip on
        payday.  Stop wetting your bed.

AQUARIUS (Jan.20 - Feb.18)
        You are the type of person who never has enough money to do what
        you want.  Don't expect things to get any better today, either.
        As a matter of fact they might get worse.  Intensify your
        relationship with your bank and any friends you have who might be
        able to lend you a few bucks.

Aquavit is also considered useful for medicinal purposes, an essential
ingredient in what I was once told is the Norwegian cure for the common
cold.  You get a bottle, a poster bed, and the brightest colored stocking
cap you can find.  You put the cap on the post at the foot of the bed,
then get into bed and drink aquavit until you can't see the cap.  I've
never tried this, but it sounds as though it should work.
                -- Peter Nelson

Are we not men?

Are we running light with overbyte?

Are Women Human?
In the year 584, in Lyon, France, 43 Catholic bishops and 20 men
representing other bishops, after a lengthy debate, took a vote.
The results were 32 yes, 31 no.  Women were declared human by one
vote.

Are you a parent?  Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations?  Worry no more...

        Are you sure you're telling the truth?  Think hard.
        Does it make you happy to know you're sending me to an early grave?
        If all your friends jumped off the cliff, would you jump too?
        Do you feel bad?  How do you think I feel?
        Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
        Don't you know any better?
        How could you be so stupid?
        If that's the worst pain you'll ever feel, you should be thankful.
        You can't fool me.  I know what you're thinking.
        If you can't say anything nice, say nothing at all.