Daily Fortunes

Jun 8, 2013

Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something,...
Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.

Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London: Any member...
Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London: Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.

Rule of Creative Research: (1) Never draw what you...
Rule of Creative Research: (1) Never draw what you can copy. (2) Never copy what you can trace. (3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.

Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates...
Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen...
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

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