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Jun 14, 2013

One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.
One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.

One thing about the past. It's likely to last...
One thing about the past. It's likely to last. -- Ogden Nash

ONE THING KIDS LIKE is to be tricked. For instance, I...
ONE THING KIDS LIKE is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to a burned-out warehouse. "Oh, oh," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down...

One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of...
One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint.

One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics...
One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics is that sometimes you must work under adverse conditions... like a state of sheer terror. -- W.K. Hartmann

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