Daily Fortunes

Jun 28, 2013

6 oz. orange juice 1 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. Galliano ...
6 oz. orange juice 1 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. Galliano Harvey Wallbangers

7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)...
7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure) The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National Redwood Forest. 7:30, Channel 8: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure) The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the ...

90% of the work takes 90% of the time. The remaining 10% takes...
90% of the work takes 90% of the time. The remaining 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang...
94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.

99 blocks of crud on the disk, 99 blocks of crud! You patch...
99 blocks of crud on the disk, 99 blocks of crud! You patch a bug, and dump it again: 100 blocks of crud on the disk! 100 blocks of crud on the disk, 100 blocks of crud! You patch a bug, and dump it again: 101 blocks of crud on the disk!

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