Daily Fortunes

Jun 3, 2013

Man 1: Ask me. "What is the most important thing about...
Man 1: Ask me. "What is the most important thing about telling a good joke?" Man 2: OK, what is the most impo -- Man 1: TIMING!

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need...
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomlin

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he...
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ...
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun

Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to...
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. -- Mark Twain

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