Daily Fortunes

Jul 18, 2013

You may carve it on his tombstone, you may cut it on...
You may carve it on his tombstone, you may cut it on his card That a young man married is a young man marred. -- Rudyard Kipling, "The Story of the Gadsbys"

You may get an opportunity for advancement today. Watch it!
You may get an opportunity for advancement today. Watch it!

You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is...
You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. -- Alfred Kahn

You may my glories and my state dispose, But not my griefs;...
You may my glories and my state dispose, But not my griefs; still am I king of those. -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

You may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but you sure...
You may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but you sure as hell can tell how much it's going to cost.

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