Daily Fortunes

Oct 20, 2015

There are only two kinds of tequila. Good and better.
There are only two kinds of tequila. Good and better.

There are only two things in this world that I am sure of,...
There are only two things in this world that I am sure of, death and taxes, and we just might do something about death one of these days. -- shades

There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't...
There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. -- Josh Billings

There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese...
There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row; in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it. -- Calvin Trillin

There are places I'll remember All my life though some have...
There are places I'll remember All my life though some have changed. Some forever not for better Some have gone and some remain. All these places had their moments With lovers and friends I still recall. Some are dead and some are living, In my life I've loved them...

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