Daily Fortunes

Oct 25, 2015

Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee: ...
Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee: "Who's there?" Knucklehead: "Little ol' lady." Pee Wee: "Liddle ol' lady who?" Knucklehead: "I didn't know you could yodel"

Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every...
Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?" A: "Is there a dog?"

Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen.
Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen.

Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: ...
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: One per person.

Q: Heard about the <ethnic> who couldn't spell? A: ...
Q: Heard about the <ethnic> who couldn't spell? A: He spent the night in a warehouse.

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