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Oct 22, 2015

If people see that you mean them no harm, they'll never hurt...
If people see that you mean them no harm, they'll never hurt you, nine times out of ten!

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters...
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. -- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite...
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.

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