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Oct 29, 2015

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light...
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.

Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus? A:...
Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus? A: 2 bits.

Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried? A: 9 edge down.
Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried? A: 9 edge down.

Q: Know what the difference between your latest project ...
Q: Know what the difference between your latest project and putting wings on an elephant is? A: Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh...

Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more...
Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?" A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little bottles into the typewriter.

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