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Fortune: 1331 - 1340 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1331 of 2171

There are only two things in this world that I am sure of, death and
taxes, and we just might do something about death one of these days.
                -- shades
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1332 of 2171

There are people so addicted to exaggeration
that they can't tell the truth without lying.
                -- Josh Billings
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1333 of 2171

There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals
in a row; in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so
people who find nothing odd about it.
                -- Calvin Trillin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1334 of 2171

There are places I'll remember
All my life though some have changed.
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain.
All these places had their moments
With lovers and friends I still recall.
Some are dead and some are living,
In my life I've loved them all.

But of all these friends and lovers,
There is no one compared with you,
All these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new.
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before,
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I'll love you more.
                -- Lennon/McCartney, "In My Life", 1965
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1335 of 2171

There are running jobs.
Why don't you go chase them?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1336 of 2171

There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both
plants and animals.  When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis;
and when the lights go out, they turn into animals.  But then again,
don't we all.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1337 of 2171

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
        By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
        That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
        But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
        I cremated Sam McGee.
                -- Robert W. Service
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1338 of 2171

There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life
is the process of discovering them over and over and over.
                -- David Nichols
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1339 of 2171

There are those who claim that magic is like the tide; that it swells and
fades over the surface of the earth, collecting in concentrated pools here
and there, almost disappearing from other spots, leaving them parched for
wonder.  There are also those who believe that if you stick your fingers up
your nose and blow, it will increase your intelligence.
                        -- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VII
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1340 of 2171

"There are those who claim that magic is like the tide; that it swells and
fades over the surface of the earth, collecting in concentrated pools here
and there, almost disappearing from other spots, leaving them parched for
wonder.  There are also those who believe that if you stick your fingers up
your nose and blow, it will increase your intelligence."
                -- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VII
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