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Oct 12, 2015

When pleasure remains, does it remain a pleasure?
When pleasure remains, does it remain a pleasure?

When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it...
When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it. -- Billy Sunday

When things go well, expect something to explode, erode,...
When things go well, expect something to explode, erode, collapse or just disappear.

When you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal.
When you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal.

When you're down and out, lift up your voice and shout,...
When you're down and out, lift up your voice and shout, "I'M DOWN AND OUT"!

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