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Oct 31, 2015

Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of...
Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced attorney. -- Honor'^He de Balzac

Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell...
Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron. -- Honor'^He de Balzac

"You are *so* lovely." ...
"You are *so* lovely." "Yes." "Yes! And you take a compliment, too! I like that in a goddess."

You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you,...
You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day. -- Ambrose Bierce

You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch,...
You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch, but she won't say no. -- Marcus Valerius Martialis

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