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Oct 23, 2015

I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.
I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is...
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. -- Totie Fields

If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again.
If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again.

If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.

If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.

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