Freebsd Fortunes 6

TAX OFFICE:
        Den of inequity.

Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't
tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree."
                -- Russell Long

TAXES:
        Of life's two certainties,
        the only one for which you can get an extension.

TAXES:
        Of life's two certainties, the only one for
        which you can get an extension.

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.

TCP/IP Slang Glossary, #1:

Gong, n: Medieval term for privvy, or what pased for them in that era.
Today used whimsically to describe the aftermath of a bogon attack. Think
of our community as the Galapagos of the English language.

"Vogons may read you bad poetry, but bogons make you study obsolete RFCs."
                -- Dave Mills

Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and,
when they grow up, they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.

Teachers have class.

TEAMWORK:
        Having someone to blame.

Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.