Freebsd Fortunes 6

TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
        You are practical and persistent.  You have a dogged determination
        and work like hell.  Most people think you are stubborn and bull
        headed.  You are a Communist.

TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20)
        Let your self-confidence and determination shine, and people will
        find you boorish and headstrong.  Travel, promotion, and romance
        highlighted, if you live long enough.  Don't take any wooden nickels.

TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20)
        Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep,
        because you're going to miss the bus again today anyway.  You will
        decide to lose weight today, just like yesterday.

TAX OFFICE:
        Den of inequity.

Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't
tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree."
                -- Russell Long

TAXES:
        Of life's two certainties,
        the only one for which you can get an extension.

TAXES:
        Of life's two certainties, the only one for
        which you can get an extension.

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.

TCP/IP Slang Glossary, #1:

Gong, n: Medieval term for privvy, or what pased for them in that era.
Today used whimsically to describe the aftermath of a bogon attack. Think
of our community as the Galapagos of the English language.

"Vogons may read you bad poetry, but bogons make you study obsolete RFCs."
                -- Dave Mills

Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and,
when they grow up, they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.