Freebsd Fortunes 4

I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
                -- Fred Allen

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas.
I'm frightened of the old ones.
                -- John Cage

I collect rare photographs...  I have two...  One of Houdini locking his
keys in his car...  the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating
up a child.
                -- Stephen Wright

I come from a small town whose population never changed.  Each time
a woman got pregnant, someone left town.
                -- Michael Prichard

I consider a new device or technology to have been
culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.
                -- M. Gallaher

I consider the day misspent that I am not
either charged with a crime, or arrested for one.
                -- "Ratsy" Tourbillon

I could never learn to like her --
except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
                -- Mark Twain

I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.  Except perhaps the
time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand.
                -- Peter Oakley

I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.